Remote German Speaking D2C Funnel Strategist

Are you a direct-response specialist who masters the psychological bridge between a curious click and a committed conversion? Can you architect advertorials that transform cold traffic into passionate brand advocates? We are a performance-driven agency dedicated to scaling emerging D2C brands into category leaders. We transcend basic media buying by utilizing a holistic, integrative framework to drive sustainable growth. We are headhunting a sharp, conversion-focused Funnel Strategist to join our elite collective and lead our high-velocity creative testing department. THE ROLE: ARCHITECTING THE USER JOURNEY In this capacity, you are more than a copywriter—you are a conversion architect. You will own the "middle" of the funnel, designing high-impact advertorials and landing pages engineered to capture and convert high-intent traffic from Google Ads. Remuneration: €45,000 – €50,000 + Bespoke Benefits Operational Model: 100% Remote (Must be based within the European Union) Experience: Minimum 1 year of hands-on performance marketing success. STRATEGIC MANDATE: KEY RESPONSIBILITIES Strategic Execution: Direct the development and launch of high-volume advertorials, perpetually testing diverse psychological angles and hooks. Methodological Testing: Replace "random" creative moves with structured, hypothesis-led testing roadmaps that yield actionable data. Funnel Orchestration: Map the end-to-end customer journey to eliminate friction and ensure absolute alignment between the creative message and user expectations. Data-Driven Iteration: Dive into the analytics (CTR, CVR, ROAS) to deconstruct success and determine how to double down on winning variables. Collaborative Synergy: Sync daily with the Media Buying team to ensure a seamless match between the ad creative and the landing page experience. Client Authority: Act as the strategic expert in client sessions, presenting test results and future growth directions with clinical clarity. THE IDEAL PROFILE: ANALYTICAL RIGOR & RHETORIC Proven Track Record: You possess extensive experience writing and auditing advertorials for paid traffic, recognizing winning patterns with intuitive speed. Direct Response Expertise: A deep-rooted understanding of hooks, leads, and the psychological nuances of proactive objection handling. Platform Intelligence: You command the nuance of Google Ads traffic and understand how to tailor copy to capture "search intent" vs. "interruption intent." Analytical Edge: You are comfortable with numerical data and use metrics to validate and refine your creative instincts. Workflow Efficiency: You leverage AI as a force multiplier to sharpen your output while maintaining a high-quality, human-centric voice. Linguistic Mastery: Native or C2 German for executive copywriting; B2 English for internal team synchronization. WHY OUR "GANG"? We operate on the G.O.B.I.G. principle: Growth, Opportunity, Best, Impact, and Gang. Total Autonomy: Work from anywhere in the EU. We prioritize high-impact results over your GPS coordinates. Global Workcations: Join us twice a year for high-level team retreats in luxury villas (previous locations include Bali and Cape Town). Personalized Perks: We reject "one size fits all." You define your own benefits—whether it's high-end gear, transit, or professional development. High-Stakes D2C: No "stagnant" accounts. You will be at the helm of the most explosive growth stories in the German E-commerce ecosystem. Direct Impact: In a lean team of 1–10 people, there is zero bureaucracy. Your voice is fundamental to the agency's trajectory from day one. Ready to lead the conversion revolution for the next generation of D2C leaders? Join the GANG and redefine your professional ceiling. Apply To This Job